My guess:
"Whistle! WHISTLE!
When I heard this prick Trent wanted to write a book about Richmond at the start of the season I thought it was the stupidest fucking idea I’d ever heard in my life.
Of course you all know how it turned out so I guess he looks like a genius now. That fucking arsehole.
Oh yeah the book is actually pretty good I guess. So fuck off and start reading it now."
[incoherent angry noises]
[incoherent angry noises]
- Roy Kent
“It’s alright”
-Roy Kent
Roy wrote a forward, but I can’t read his hand writing.
- Trent Crimm
forward
Foreword, prologue, preface, introduction.
Afterword, epilogue, appendix.
That handwriting bit is killer.
I love some of the subtle hints (and not so subtle hints) that they are footballers and did not focus on school.
Read this. Or don’t. I don’t care.
Up there with the Da Vinci Code. Five fucks out of Five.
They asked me to write a foreword for this book. I told them to fuck off.
- Roy Kent
Grrrrr
Yes, I did read this in Roy’s voice. 💯
Who needs a book and an audiobook. Just listen to this prick instead. It’s fuckin’ good.
“FUCK!”
“I don’t really like books. Or writing. So this is not something I am used to doing. However this book is actually not that bad. Trent may have been a sh*t journalist, but he is a decent writer. So read this book, go Richmond and to Phoebe, if you’re reading this, be good to your mother.”
- Roy Kent
Editors note: this foreword is heavily edited to make it more suitable for all audiences. Certain words have been replaced or omitted. On the insistence of Mr Kent we left in one swear word to convey his honest opinion on Mr Trent’s journalism skills.
xoxo
Not to be that guy, but Roy Kent does like books. He reads to Phoebe in Season 1 and in Season 2 he gets really into The Da Vinci Code.
I thought it was the stupidest shit, fucking shit.
OI! Read this!
This but maybe with a swear
