My guess:
"Whistle! WHISTLE!
When I heard this prick Trent wanted to write a book about Richmond at the start of the season I thought it was the stupidest fucking idea I’d ever heard in my life.
Of course you all know how it turned out so I guess he looks like a genius now. That fucking arsehole.
Oh yeah the book is actually pretty good I guess. So fuck off and start reading it now."
“I don’t really like books. Or writing. So this is not something I am used to doing. However this book is actually not that bad. Trent may have been a sh*t journalist, but he is a decent writer. So read this book, go Richmond and to Phoebe, if you’re reading this, be good to your mother.”
Editors note: this foreword is heavily edited to make it more suitable for all audiences. Certain words have been replaced or omitted. On the insistence of Mr Kent we left in one swear word to convey his honest opinion on Mr Trent’s journalism skills.
xoxo
Not to be that guy, but Roy Kent does like books. He reads to Phoebe in Season 1 and in Season 2 he gets really into The Da Vinci Code.