“Bruh chill”

You just lost the game

“I’ve been thinking and I think we should do it Lannister style”

she wrote “rehab was supposed to be fresh start”

You know, Bojack, you never had the makings of a varsity athlete

“Dear Bojack, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’… I left my cell, my home phone and my pager at the bottom… there was probably a problem with the post office or somethin’… sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ‘em…”

“Hi Bojack, did you know that in terms of male human an-“

Neal McBeal had dibs Bojack, I thought my brother would understand that…

a 3 page “you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

What are YooOOOOOuuu doing here?!

“I’m out here stroking on my dick”

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

“hey BoJack! I threw out my TV 6 months ago, what’s up?”

Boy I’m really boutta get to yo pickle chin ahh boy, egg head like collard greens head ass boy, oh hell nah boy yo dirt ahh boy stank ahh boy afro head ahh, lip gloss chin ahh boy ugly ahh boi

Dear Bojack

  Hi it's hollyhock I don't have to say so act emotionally when you read this letter.

Love hollyhock