Rudabega isn’t THAT bad

I’m going with authors I love, but have only read a bit of.

Neil Gaiman, especially if we’re stretching the definition of “book” to include Sandman comics. He also has a lot of material.

Stephen King has a LOT of books, and I love IT and ‘Salem’s Lot.

And Pratchett, cuz I need humor and haven’t read most Discworld books.

“I’m out here stroking on my dick”