I think the word you are looking for is dickmatized ;-0.

So $3,900/month works out to almost $47K per year which I would think is a respectable wage for a childcare worker in FL. Wouldn’t they save by hiring a nanny to take care of the kids at their home?

I wouldn’t exactly consider an anonymous service provider’s account to be “confirmation.” For all we know this was some kind of “commitment ceremony,” and for that matter it may not have actually happened. Reddit sleuths, please keep an eye out for the license, at that point I’ll give over!

And presumably she would not agree to broadcast her life on national TV either. This entire scenario is completely fake - if you’re willing to have a relationship filmed for TV it makes no sense to draw the line at putting it on Instagram???

Congrats on having ready access to the best apples in the world ;-).