I’m gonna go build this in the Sims and have my own weird little sim with a closet mom <3 Just in time for the expansion pack next month.

• I actively can’t stand Justin/Igor and The Nikki, like they’re just painful to watch. Girl, just go home.
• “even Jay-z and Beyonce have kids” I can’t believe we’re supposed to believe this man is in his 30s. Who talks like this?
• I seriously can’t believe Devin didn’t put her foot down about the Piggy nickname. I would lose my mind.

I’m sorry, I know Jasmine should not have gotten the implants. But Gino is conveniently forgetting the fact that he waited until AFTER she got to America to drop the bomb that he (stupidly??) quit his job. That’s just as dishonest, imo?

And they’re both being like “oh, but I did this for YOU” and they’re both full of it.

“You’re used to Dubai and Spain and all this bougie shit.” A BATHROOM INSIDE YOUR HOME IS NOT BOUGIE.