Knob is here taking notes from Neeeeeekola’s ring shopping trip and thinking that haggling for jewerly is normal. Like that’s going to fly in Los Angeles.

“Ya man runs from his problems a lot.” LOLOL

Deavin: “So there are a lot of backwards af people here.” And Nick’s not wrong about the anti Asian racism.

14 Day Fiance is a new one

Oooof, Sam has had a rough life. =(

Haaaaaa, Rob’s friends are actually on Sophie’s side. Of course he painted her as being unreasonable. But do tell me how you’re the real victim here, Knob.

What’s happening Hamily? I’m ready for the mess.

“If Nikki behaves, maybe…” I appreciate your optimism Igor, but we all know that’s not happening.

I think that Clayton doing nothing to address that he lives in an apartment that is overrun with his mom’s hoarding and a giant guinea pig setup is the bigger red flag. You can barely maneuver around the crap in his house, there is no place to sit or relax, they have no privacy and it probably smells like a litterbox. And he expects her to care for his pets! I can make concessions for the fact that there is very clear family dysfunction going on. The issues are probably less clear to Clayton than they are to Annali. But she left her nice big house in Peru and her very sick mom…for this hot mess. I’d be very surprised if she DIDN’T have the ick. She’s handling it way better than I expected, tbh.

No Clayton, Brandy and Anali don’t have to “get along,” nor does Brandy seem to want to. You need to get your shitty sister in line.

Your biggest flex is pulling any girl after the mess of your story. But I’d bet money that the new girl is a clout chaser, so that’s not the flex you think it is, mah boi.

The Knob is seriously turning up with one rose when he’s trying to convince Sophie to take his cheating ass back? Dude really is committed to doing the absolute bare minimum, isn’t he?

If Sophie’s mom could jump through the screen rn and strangle Rob, she 100% would.

“Nikki is not the real woman” Igor nooooooo

Nikki’s not wrong for wanting to a sex life with her boyfriend. But the way she goes around demanding it every five minutes is so uncomfortable to me.

Yikes Ashley. You can’t have an entire conversation with someone who doesn’t speak English without translating it. Manuel is definitely being a dick, but I can see why he would be frustrated.

I’m not co-signing the temper tantrums, but Yeeno also doesn’t seem to have any problem with his family trash talking Jasmine. If he wants this to work, then he needs to do a better job of running interference for Jasmine.

I enjoy that Jasmine’s idea of “super professional” is still skin tight

Rebegggah, obviously. Let’s investigate some people! And I might even get to hang out with her and Zied if I play my cards right.

OK, so Sophie has serious health issues that the Knob apparently knows (or cares) little about. But yes, do tell me how she is failing YOU, you ridiculous scrub.

Team ESH. Kim is a mess and desperately needs some self respect. But it would be hard for her to be worse than a vicious, arrogant, racist demon like Lisa.