Bojack didn’t groom her. At some point he decided to have her as a consolation prize and suggested to take her to the prom, all happened in one nigh. He even tried to back off, it wasn’t his big plan.

how Page Sinclair managed to get past the G tier is beyond me

Diane is a pit of contractions

he only fucked chicks though. And he said that if bojack turned out gay it would be bojack’s mum’s fault.

horsin’ around

Paige Sinclair does this to people

A car accident? I don’t remember

Bruh, any phrase from the show will sound cringe. Just think of something else.