Agreed. Also, why no gifs! 😭

He wonders why his family hates her…

Right? And think some of this stuff to its logical conclusion. Ya’ll are kidding yourselves if you think that if someone really wanted to do something that heading to Mexico and crossing the border would be the most logical plan.

There are myriad different ways that someone could enter the country easily, and these guys aren’t being caught crossing the Rio Grande. They’re being caught using the internet/tech tracking/predictive modeling, etc. that the three letter entities have access to and have been using to identify Islamic terrorism (and the sweet, sweet $$ from 20+ years of this being a critical mission). These actions take time, money, and planning, which provides plenty of opportunities to catch the eye of the feds.

Kolani’s eyeliner is absolutely perfect.

He gave the ez pass bill collectors her cell number.

It is totally asking too much for a 54 year old man to clean literal shit stains from his toilet and change his nasty lotion stink sheets before he brings someone new into his home… Miss me with that.

It is no wonder that women are starting to opt out of relationships with straight men. We’re expected to be thankful and turned on by this? You couldn’t pay me to be back in the dating pool with these guys.

The way I just snorted… I woke both my pups up.

He’s going for the full 1800s experience, parents and kids sharing one room and an outhouse.

Babygirl, that’s not guilt. It’s anger.

Give us what we want, TLC! We ain’t bougie for wanting to pee indoors or for wanting closet mom!!

I would for sure be calling my mom and dad (and I’m a while ass mid-30s lady)… if they found out j was letting some dude tell me I wasn’t worth indoor plumbing, they’d pay for a place to stay (and probably look into places to commit me for mental health treatment).

Right? Is this dude gonna ask her to churn butter, too? Why not, if we’re going all in on this 1700s throwback bs?