Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.

TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once. Whoops, wrong sub

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once. Whoops, wrong sub