“bitch vibes is coming”

Another meal another problem.

“C’mon Igor, don’t lie to me.”

Igor Justin should have known he was in some shit when she called him by his real name with that tone.

“You have friendly sex with your friends?”

Those are the best kind of friends to have.

“shoot…I look basic”

Probably the only accurate thing Rob has said this season.

“I have to have a heart to heart with Nick about how I expect my daughter to be treated.”

Yeah…they really have to straighten Nick out with that “piggy” thing.

“Greasy foods…and being fat”

I mean…they’re not wrong.

“Unhealthy food is cheaper than healthy food”

That’s bullshit.

“Hints of pomegranate”

a little citrus… maybe some strawberry and there’s just like the faintest soupçon of like asparagus and just a flutter of…like a, nutty Edam cheese.

“We’re going to have some nice wines today”

#I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!!!

Don’t be shy…really get your nose right in there.

“I think some ceviche with some rice and plantain chips is okay”

Manuel should try Dorsia. Great, Sea Urchin ceviche.

“Social Media can be the destruction in ANY relationship”

Words of wisdom Nikki Words of…wisdom.

Social Media is cancer.

Nikki is starting to give a Darcey a run for her money when it comes to starting shit at the table.

I’ll bet anything that the first thing Rob is going to think about when Sophie tells him she’s bisexual is all the threesomes he’s going to have.

“I didn’t have money for a ring”

That’s bad luck! You propose marriage to a woman, you should offer her a ring of engagement.

“The last thing I want to be is the guy who doesn’t get it”

If this was a fair & just world Rob would have gotten it a LONG ass time ago. :P

“Who are these girls”

a boob talking to boobs.

She is well spoken, and actual articulate

Wait are you talking about the same Chantel everyone has been watching the past few years?

She struggles to put a sentence together.

Do you know any real estate people? They’re ALL “Money hungry” to an insane level.

You’d have to ask for one who knows how to hide it. :P

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was coked up.

That guy was definitely a player.