I was thinking these thoughts during Kenny and Armando’s appointment at the fertility clinic. Kenny had a really small cubicle with at least one camera man in there with him.

The bar is high this season with Closet Mom and Rico Mother Fucking Sauve

Samoa is a U.S. territory. I’m no immigration lawyer, but I don’t think we deport people from U.S. territories.

She comes up with some pretty funny one-liners like “OMG I’m ugly crying!” and “Do you know who’s still with me after all my failed relationships? Rico Mother Fucking Suave!”

I think Sarper’s cousin is very good looking, and from the limited screen time, she seems like a nice, normal person.

Can we take a moment and reflect on the life of Shekinah’s daughter? The poor girl was raised by a Barbie Doll and then sent off to boarding school while her mom chases after her Ken Doll in Turkey.

Does anyone else notice there aren’t many Americans on this show with regular, steady jobs? I guess that doesn’t make for good drama.

I was thinking the same thing. How boring would it be if their story line was, “Honey, I’m off to work again, have a good day” … “Honey! I’m home!”?

Yohan has a very sincere look of confusion on his face that Danielle does not get this. Here’s the deal: Danielle gets a Dominican Stud, and Yohan gets to be a kept man in America. What’s not to understand? It seems Yohan has several colleagues that have engineered this same deal and are living comfortably in America and he can’t understand what went so horribly wrong.

I had the same thought. He’s in it for the Sugar Momma and now it’s time for Sugar Baby to pay up.