We all must have channeled Rohan’s facial expression when the drunken kissing started lol

In the preview, I totally thought Ashley was putting ketchup on top of whipped cream and I was about to get violent lol those trash dogs sounds good though, diarrhea be damned!

Not the sex count for Nikki and Justigor! 😂 They’ll hit double digits in another 5 years maybe

I’m glad Rob’s friend kinds turned it back around on him for not telling them the whole story but they shouldn’t have come in that hot on Sophie to begin with!

Deleting and unsubscribing, I forget these two are in their 40s with the way they talk!

Did they summon an Egyptian curse?? Scarab beetles??

You guys, Sarper is totally bending to Shekinah! He used to be so strict and now he’s letting her weigh 5 pounds over his expectations, why is she being unreasonable about the baby thing?? 😂

Armando instantly worrying about the nurses knowing that they’re “giving their specimen” whereas Kenny actively makes it awkward for the poor nurse 🙄

I wonder if Gino felt a disturbance in the force after Michelle told Jasmine about the bachelor’s party, like a chill running up his spine

Duolingo is sending Jusigor push notifications like “don’t forget to practice today in case Nikki uses a new hateful phrase at dinner!” 😂

Nikki acts like one day of wearing a high collar shirt will be her death, is it really so hard to cover up for one occasion??

Still waiting on Kim’s banshee scream!! We got the closet mom reveal sooner than this and they teased it weeks ago!

Jasmine totally already eyeballed the lipstick before meeting the family, it’s gotta be a plant!

Everyone who said yes for the last ceremony gets a little printout certificate that says their marriage is sponsored by bad therapy and alcoholism!

So Brandon’s mom jumps out of her skin over a tiny gecko and they’re gonna feed her frogs?? Yeah, I’m sure that joke is gonna go over really well!

Ok at first I thought those blue toys that Jasmine brought out for Gino to use were butt plugs but now I think those were vaginal dilators. It’s so sad that she’s so desperate to get Gino to like her body that now she can’t even do anything without prep work!

Do we think the baby head earrings also took Nikki an hour and a half to pick out?