Well, I gave up drinking a decade ago, but I do turn 40 next year.

Hmm…

Jesus Christ, I’m even less eligible than a cartoon horse.

The whole underwater episode.

I can’t say that I wish it hadn’t happened, but I sure wouldn’t give a shit if it didn’t.

What the fuck is an “opps?”

Charley Witherspoon. I could literally watch an entire television show that was just episodes of Charley Witherspoon getting stuck to things.

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