Version one of my synopsis was a more sexually repressed robert jordan with an ayn rand fixation lol

The collected works of terry goodkind

Imagine a huge ayn rand fanboy, have him write a super generic fantasy, wizards, dragons, evil king.

Add lots of repressed sexual stuff, like an order of dominatrixes who kidnap and torture the hero but later become super submissive to him.

Give him a monstrous ego and a disdain for fantasy - “i dont write fantasy i write books with important human themes”

Then have him write 10 more books about his favorite boy, add some weird evil communists who hate football, add a tribe of evil pacifists who the favorite boy murders for being pacifist, a book where the youre expected to takw an evil chicken as a legitimate threat in a straight fight, and youve read his books.

Im so sorry.

The collected works of terry goodkind

Imagine a huge ayn rand fanboy, have him write a super generic fantasy, wizards, dragons, evil king.

Add lots of repressed sexual stuff, like an order of dominatrixes who kidnap and torture the hero but later become super submissive to him.

Give him a monstrous ego and a disdain for fantasy - “i dont write fantasy i write books with important human themes”

Then have him write 10 more books about his favorite boy, add some weird evil communists who hate football, add a tribe of evil pacifists who the favorite boy murders for being pacifist, a book where the youre expected to takw an evil chicken as a legitimate threat in a straight fight, and youve read his books.

Im so sorry.

Ugh i hated the poppy war so much

And i was so excited for it. For a book where drug use is a pretty core element, author clearly never talked to anyone who had done anything stronger than aspirin. Also, major plot and character problems.

Ugh i hated the poppy war so much

And i was so excited for it. For a book where drug use is a pretty core element, author clearly never talked to anyone who had done anything stronger than aspirin. Also, major plot and character problems.