Genuine question: Are US grocery stores really asking for such exorbitant amounts to donate, or is this comment an exaggeration? Where I live, they do ask too, but for like $1 - $2 max.

Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?

Suck it out of a hose, yeah…

Hmm…

Which highlights the importance of piracy.

I don’t want the code name Blackie.

Code names stay as they are, Blackie!

True, and also this is why piracy is so important.

That’s a lot of sea men you got there, Cartman.

I got all I could from this bank, the rest is from this guy Ralph in an alley. The sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn’t even charge me money for it! He just make me close my eyes, and suck it out of a hose!

That’s cool!

They get banished from hell to live with Mormons in heaven, just like Saddam.

“This album better makes as much as you said, tubby!”

The central computer designated his status to Fat and Unimportant.

Yeah, or in the “student atholetes” episode by pointing out the exploitation, or when he negotiated for them to save the baby cows, or in the AIDS episode (not the beginning obviously but later that he was so driven to research, go to Magic Johnson, etc. - others would just give up), or saving Kyle and his family from smug storm, saving Ike from the pedo teacher…

He’s a fucked up character for sure, selfish and immoral too, but often he does a good thing as well. He’s not a flat exclusively villain character with no good qualities, he’s much more nuanced than that. Imo his best trait is how extremely driven he is able to be, when he wants. Often for selfish or straight up evil reasons (or from position of fear of not being the “cool kid” he so desperately wants to be and is delusional in thinking he is), but can’t be denied it is a good character trait - there’s no success in business without this character trait. Every self-made successful businessman, has to have this trait to achieve success.

They made fun of everyone (Disney, Kennedy, Iger, other execs, youtubers, etc.), like South Park always does.

It’s probably the subtitle editor not speaking either, and just googling what language they speak in Moldova (knowing his nationality) which is Romanian.