The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. It’s written like Ben Stein talks (slow and monotone as fuck) , it has a mystery that can be solved while it’s being introduced, that solution gets a “I’ve already thought about that and nuh-uh” then that turns out to be what really happened, it has weird tech specs for every computer that appears in the book and a link to a fuckin’ open source word processor, I already mentioned it’s tedious and slow but I’m going to mention it again because it’s that tedious and slow, and Lizbeth Salander is the most one-dimensional wank fantasy to ever be held up as a “strong female character”.

God I hate that book.