Pretty sure in the intro songs original seasons he sang about “great big titties”

Seasons 1 and two were like I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas

Wait WHAT? That’s what you took away from this and not the fact the joke was shitting on Disney just replacing characters with minorities without changing anything?

That was the whole point of the Spider-Man line. He’s cool because he’s different and has backstory. Black woman Cartman is stupid af because it’s just black woman cartman.

I’m kind of amazed how you could get that so wrong.

No, he’s always been Tolkien.