It’s a cringe horror fever dream. Enjoy.

She went from Panama to Michigan in February. It’s dry cold and there’s heaters running all day drying out the house. This happened to me when I moved from Hawaii to Michigan.

Concur. This actually happened to me when I moved from Hawaii to Michigan.

The force the therapist was conjuring just to hold all of the cringe back………

For real. She deserves better.

The rash is because she moved from Panama to fricken Michigan in the dead of winter. It’s dry as HELL there. Then she probably slept on some sheets that were washed with tide and fabric softener. Same shit happened to my skin when I moved there from a tropical place.