I think this is hysterical. And I bet he rarely pays more than $1 for the privilege.

Did you take a Sharpie to it, cross out the “that”, and write “who”? Cause I would’ve.

A large, ornate family bible.

It’s not even a book you can regift to someone when you’re done reading it. It will remain in a drawer forever, because I also can’t bring myself to throw it away.

I made the mistake of reading The Stand. Not that.