TJ sucks for not telling her the truth about all this beforehand

She sucks for handling it incredibly immaturely.

TJ’s family sucks for burning cow shit in the house and acting like she is a moron for thinking it is not sanitary.

Everyone sucks in this situation other than the cow whose shit was used for our cringe entertainment.

I would take Jesse as my life coach

I would not follow anything that he says. It would be quite fun though to have some friends over, have a few drinks, then zoom with this dude and laugh our asses off at his hilariously over the top pretentious and self righteous advice.

ShOwMeYoUrDmS!!!

If Escott was born decades upon decades earlier he would have saved the costume budget for the Cowardly Lion on the Wizard of Oz a shit ton of money. All he needs is a mane and fake tail and he is good to go.

There is 0 reason to keep a monkey chained up. Disgusting.