I FF through those scenes. I’m allergic to the cringe.

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I really wish people would stop acting like US citizenship is some kind of prize for people coming from other first world countries. We’re a third world country wearing a Gucci belt, I’d much rather live in the UK than here, frankly, and I’m solidly middle class. They showed Sophie in her very nice apartment in the UK and she seems to do just fine as an “influencer” so I doubt her goal is to get her greencard so she can claw her way out of poverty in her home country. I think she just wants to become famous (D list 90 day famous would suffice) so she’s using Rob for the show. I really HOPE that’s the case, because there’s no other objective reason why anyone would date that douche.

He said on the first episode he was taking an extended leave so I have no idea why he’s saying he quit two episodes later.

I guess we all know why Sophie’s mom hates Rob the Knob so much now, huh? What a douche. And trying to act like it’s normal and expected for Americans to go to the bathroom in what is pretty much an outhouse? GTFOH, you ass.

And I don’t know what Igor thinks he’s going to achieve trying to keep Nikki behind closed doors in the evenings. That woman is going to attract enormous amount of attention wherever she goes and whatever time she goes there because that’s her goal. She’s made herself into a giant cyborg Barbie, of COURSE she’s going to attract attention. Also, why do they keep acting like they have no idea how people are going to react to her in Romania when they both keep saying she was just there 9 months ago? They’re pretty sloppy for a couple making up this “reconnection” just to get on TV. You’d think they’d be able to keep their story a little straighter.

Rob the knob SUUUCKS. I have no idea why Sophie is with him. She’s light years better than that douche.