Aside: I actually read The Art of the Deal sometime in the late '80s and thought, “OMG this guy’s a crook!” He literally brags about not paying people he contracted with.

Any title by that author will do as a filter.

Oooh Andrew Tate! Nicely done.

I had forgotten about this. Thanks for the memories (not!).

It’s probably just not your cup of tea. :)

Try David Sedaris or Dave Barry perhaps?

You can also buy labels that say “Ex Libris” (from the library of) with a spot for your name. That would be a fun gift.