It’s an unwritten requirement to be on this show. That and one person in the relationship must fail a psych eval.

breath

No way it smells like “breath” with all those small animals that live there. The smell of their cages/food is definitely overwhelming that apartment

But just having the mom in the house is a no for you?

If it’s a “mom is here willingly but could easily live on her own” situation, then yeah, that’s a hard no.

If it’s a “mom needs my care and practically has no other choice” situation, then that’s different.

Closet mom is the former. She said in their intro episode she stayed with him to save money and that was years ago. She’s definitely saved enough money by now to move out.

Where is her chin though

It’s 100% staged. Every single episode they’re in always involves her yelling at Gino for something, anything, no matter how trivial it is. Most of the time with her crying by the end of it. Then next episode they’re somewhat happy again. Rinse, repeat.

This latest episode, it was lipgloss, somehow left behind by one of Gino’s coworkers (even though he quit weeks ago, so if that were true, Jasmine would’ve noticed way beforehand). That whole situation smelt like a setup from the producers just for TV’s sake.