“Don’t have your wedding while we are on vacation” = “They hate me”
“Are you allowed to work with your visa?” = “They hate me because I am not American”
“I found lipgloss in Gino’s car” = “He must be cheating as only a woman who is sleeping with Gino has lipgloss”
If I were a Psychology professor I would show my students all the clips with Jasmine in them in a class about Borderline Personality Disorder and have them write a paper on her. Easiest assingment ever.