“Don’t have your wedding while we are on vacation” = “They hate me”
“Are you allowed to work with your visa?” = “They hate me because I am not American”
“I found lipgloss in Gino’s car” = “He must be cheating as only a woman who is sleeping with Gino has lipgloss”
won’t happen but I wish he would buy her a one way ticket back (after all she misses her kids - wah wah wah) . yeah right.