Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm…Yummy!!!

“Student A-thol- letes, … Oh that is brilliant sir!

You wouldn’t be betrothed, you’d be…butt buddies!

Fawk-a you dorphin, and Fawk-a you whale!!!

“Don’t Kick the baby” just gets me laughing every time. Ike is the cutest

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And “I am mantequilla” is just just as wholesome. Sorry if I can’t think of anything funnier rn

We call these the giggling stoners. Mostly found in attics. If you see one hippie, there’s prolly alot more you’re not seeing.

Are your systems stable? Run a systems check on your CPU.

“No, I’m just his father. But you’re his coach, you’re like a father to him!”

Oh, you don’t wanna pay for all the channels on the bundle? Dang itttt. You have to pay for all the channels if you want cable. Rubs nipples FINE! We want to shut off our cable! Hey Mitch, when can you get out to shut off some cable boxes? Ooooooo it’s gonna be like three weeks. I have to pull out a whole plug it’s like 4 inches long.

-Because here at your local cable company, the customer is always… Our bitch.

“I’m not joking. Do it.”

“They took our jobs!”

I’m just like the fetuses, Chuck I wasn’t born yesterday either

33 aborted fetuses

“They took our jobs!” 🤠

I would have loved in peace, but my enemies brought me war