Oh, you don’t wanna pay for all the channels on the bundle? Dang itttt. You have to pay for all the channels if you want cable. Rubs nipples FINE! We want to shut off our cable! Hey Mitch, when can you get out to shut off some cable boxes? Ooooooo it’s gonna be like three weeks. I have to pull out a whole plug it’s like 4 inches long.

-Because here at your local cable company, the customer is always… Our bitch.

Oof thank for reminding me of that nerdy girls tits. If you french fry when you should’ve pizzad you’re gonna have a bad time

Shake them titties when you vote bitch

Can I just have some spaghettios?

My favorite side character in the whole show is the old farmer from down the rod. " I know what youre thinkin Stotch…you need to just accept that your son is dead, and not try to bring him back. I know you’re thinkin of bringing him up there, the Indian burial ground up that rod. What youre thinkin ofs been done before, the Anderson boys in 85. What’s comes outta the ground aint the thing you put it. Don’t bury your boy in that Indian burial ground, the one right up over there, behind the Anderson’s barn. Sometimes dead is better"

Butters, do you have a problem? Yea! All these bitches are kissing fellers for free, and they haven’t figured out they could be making some serious fuckin money!

Dense boner forest

Why don’t you just kill yourself? Bet you won’t. You’ve got lady balls