Oh, you don’t wanna pay for all the channels on the bundle? Dang itttt. You have to pay for all the channels if you want cable. Rubs nipples FINE! We want to shut off our cable! Hey Mitch, when can you get out to shut off some cable boxes? Ooooooo it’s gonna be like three weeks. I have to pull out a whole plug it’s like 4 inches long.
-Because here at your local cable company, the customer is always… Our bitch.
Oh, you don’t wanna pay for all the channels on the bundle? Dang itttt. You have to pay for all the channels if you want cable. Rubs nipples FINE! We want to shut off our cable! Hey Mitch, when can you get out to shut off some cable boxes? Ooooooo it’s gonna be like three weeks. I have to pull out a whole plug it’s like 4 inches long.
-Because here at your local cable company, the customer is always… Our bitch.