• ButterflyApathetic@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Just the idea that he prob shaves in the shared bathroom, which means other men might be shaving in there. I barely like my husband shaving in our bathroom with his beard hairs much less neighbors/strangers!!!

  • AnotherDoubtfulGuest@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    “If I wanted to not have kids I’d probably be a player forever“ sir an indoor toilet is a prerequisite for being a player; you’re currently rated “F” for “fuckboy.”

    • ThrowRADel@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      How am I supposed to have casual sex with someone if they don’t even have a bathroom for me to pee in afterwards? All his partners must have UTI’s all the time.

  • agathaprickly@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    I present you with my poor man’s award of informing you I just laughed so much I’m glad I didn’t pee a little! Thank you for that!

  • JimParsnip@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    If you’re gonna rock that kinda stache, you gotta be vigilant about your 5’ o’clock shadow. Vigilant!