Or Zohan; maybe she really likes Adam Sandler.

Wow, that is not an improvement. He looks like all four members of Color Me Badd.

it’s just a reference to the fact that so many women on that show had sex with a bartender or resort staffer and seemed shocked that they ended up pregnant 😅

Manuel literally does not care about Ashley, and he doesn’t even try to hide it. She’s just a crash pad + free ass while he waits on his visa. His total lack of regard for her makes me uncomfortable for her safety.

So Rob used his 90DF money to buy another ugly car instead of upgrading to an apartment with an indoor toilet? Very on brand.

It’s odd that you’re criticizing other countries for inadequate sex education when most of the “Love in Paradise” cast is American women who thought they couldn’t get pregnant on an island or in international waters.

It’s almost not Pedro’s fault he’s such a douchebag; how is he supposed to be anything else with that genetic payload?

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He’s also lost some weight. They both look fantastic!

They’ve given (IMO unnecessary) subtitles to some of the Caribbean cast members from Paradise.

“If I wanted to not have kids I’d probably be a player forever“ sir an indoor toilet is a prerequisite for being a player; you’re currently rated “F” for “fuckboy.”

RICH.

As if I needed more reasons to be over this weirdo.

Jasmine’s son’s lack of reaction when she told him she was moving to the US said everything I need to know about her as a caregiver, and that extends to the health of her dog.

And yes, Coco does have anxiety, but it’s from living with someone who can transform from a cooing dove to a shrieking harpy in 30 seconds flat.

Other than the same hair, I’m not seeing the resemblance.

Some of y’all are too quick to elevate the mid and glorify the basic.

Please let this be permanent. Christian’s shitty hypothetical non-proposal at the tell-all was one of the lowest moments in an episode that consisted of nothing but low moments. Cleo was all in on that nonsense, and it was getting increasingly harder to feel sorry for her. I hope she discovers some self-love and finds happiness.

The way he told Jasmine was super sketch, not just because the explanation doesn’t even make sense when he says it out loud, but also because he kept insisting that he did it for her. I definitely think it’s more likely that he was fired.

Yeah, this season is garbage. Right now I’m only watching Ashley and Manuel because Ashley “I’m a motherfucking witch, hoe” says wild shit and Rob and Sophie because I’m waiting to see how long it’ll take her to tell his boring broke underemployed ass to get lost. Everyone else is getting the fast forward.

They have ZERO sexual chemistry, and watching a man in his 50s refer to his fiancé‘s breasts as “your . . . (gulp) big ones bulgin’ out” caused a cringe-induced tesseract; I started watching this in one room and ended up in another, it was so bad.

I checked out on their story. If you’re an adult, you leave, or you stay and try to fix it. Staying in a relationship just to wage some stupid War of the Roses-style campaign of mutually assured destruction is damaging to everyone in the family. These two need to get off the damn TV and worry about their kids.