Omg, Jasmine makes me laugh so harrrrd. The way she talks s* with a straight face kills me. LOL “this is hell but the winter version” “God didn’t make this place to live but people insisted on it” (speaking about Michigan’s weather) “there are organisms that haven’t even been discovered yet” (Gino’s dirty ass kitchen) LMAO She might be a brat sometimes but she’s funny as shit!!
I hope your wife funds your calf & pec implants, tho. Ha!
Jasmine has some excellent one-liners, but holy hell would people react differently if the gender roles were reversed. Excellent point! (Sarper called whatsherface a slut and a bitch and people went nuts)
(But if the only way your wife can reach climax is if you urinate on her, I’m terribly, terribly sorry!)
I had to try. She claims she orgasms but I don’t think she does so I talked about her sexual problems to all my friends and a bunch of people in my community and they all told me to piss on her and degrade her to keep her in check. She complains about all my surgeries and luxurious lifestyle but I just don’t feel she orgasms good enough so yeah I’m spending her retirement but I feel like everything I’m doing is for her and if she can’t see that she’s a complete moron and lucky I even waste my time on her.
I suggest you try a series of butt plugs next! 😂
Thanks for the laughs xo
Oh don’t get me wrong I’ll subject her to any sexual whim I think of. I’m just waiting for my sisters to remind me I’m a king and this loser old lady is lucky she has me. I really think tlc is missing out. There’s a lot of Americans using older gullible people for money it’s not just foreigners. I’ve got some bad ass one liners. I really know how to make this old lonely desperate lady feel bad about herself
I mean, I’d tune in (and I’m Canadian!) Ha!
And I’m so glad you got the joke. This is only funny because it’s emasculating this dorky guy that everyone feels “deserves” it but it’s just nasty ass bullying if it’s real and if this is what the tlc producers are pushing for that’s even more lame
I think the difference is that Gino actually LIKES it. I think it’s his kink!
Absolutely!
I agree. Most people think that someone is in a mentally abusive relationship but seriously come on they probably like it or else they would leave right?