Omg, Jasmine makes me laugh so harrrrd. The way she talks s* with a straight face kills me. LOL “this is hell but the winter version” “God didn’t make this place to live but people insisted on it” (speaking about Michigan’s weather) “there are organisms that haven’t even been discovered yet” (Gino’s dirty ass kitchen) LMAO She might be a brat sometimes but she’s funny as shit!!
I think she’s smart and funny!
I do too! She went a little overboard with the surgery but I think she’s hot and spicy and so much fun!
As a native Michigander, and lifelong Midwesterner, I get a kick out of the winter humor for sure LOL.
Haha! I’m from california so I think I would totally feel the same way she did. 🤣
She is smart and funny. I wish she could handle her anger better. She when she goes off she is a totally different person and it’s sad to watch.
Yeah she’s passionate. Wether she’s mad or happy, she’s gonna let everyone know. 🤣
I think we’re going to see a new side to her.
Now that she’s under a little less pressure. I hope. She is funny, that’s some bust out laughing comedy she’s putting out.
Yea, they’re definitely doing a Gino Jasmine spin off. They’re too quirky & she’s too chaotic, surprising & straight from brain to mouth in a funny & startling way.
If she can’t keep her act together they’ll be straight to last resort though. Cuz….got keep that as a new spin off 😏
I would watch every single glorious moment of a Jasmine and Gino spin off. Give it to us, TLC!
Me too. Sometimes I get angry with her, but I feel like I know it’s just an emotional regulation thing-for the most part.
I could pick apart those 2 forever, but then done new twist & turn comes along. I’ve got to factor that in, then.
How she was standing up for others in an authentic, genuine & believable way (imo), even though as usual red flags were going everywhere like fireworks in the 4th of July!
Turns out she should be a stand up comic, or the writers really really ought to be nominated for some comedy awards on something!
I get upset with her outbursts as well, but what I like about her is SHE gets upset about her outbursts. Jasmine is self aware enough to know she can be a hot mess and admits it. I find people who cannot admit their flaws ( looking at you PrEd ) way more disturbing. Gino can also admit when he’s behaved poorly. And omg yes, as a couple? They’re just so interesting. I actually believe they truly love each other. Jasmine was a stand out at the last Tell All. She had everyone’s number. Lol. And she was protective. And well spoken. And maternal. I just enjoy her all around.
I agree. I think this season so far is absolutely showing her humor. I literally laughed out loud when she asked “will this get me pregnant” talking about sitting on Gino’s dirty ass bed sheets 🤣😭😂
She’s quick with the jabs. I love it! HAHAHAHA
That might be his best chance of having a baby with her because she told us he can’t badabing inside her.
Only if she pees on him first
I fell off the couch 😭💀 why was she so fast with it, too?! 😂
She reminds me alot of Sofia Vergara’s character on Modern Family
Credit where credit is due, Sophia Vergara has a team of comedy writers
Jasmine appears to have a quick off-the-cuff wit. Let her host the next Tell All pleeeeaase
I audibly laughed out loud when she said “this fool” in Spanish to her sister in front of Gino last season
She is funny. Just a walking telanovela
Omg that part made me laugh so hard 😂 the comedic timing is 👌
She definitely needs to be in a telanovela! She’d be the perfect antagonist! LOL
I love Jasmine and I’ll die on this hill. She’s one of the funniest people that’s ever been on this show or any of its spin-offs.
Agree!!!
She’s so enjoyable to watch when she’s not screaming like a freak.
“What is this, Gino?” Chocolate milk?"
“Yeah, I like that stuff.”
“Baby, this is why your farts smell so bad. And all these noodles- how are you still alive?”
🤣 🤣 🤣
LOL!
her laugh is contagious. anytime she laughs it makes me laugh 😂 she’s my favorite
mine too! Her dramatic cry even makes me laugh. It reminds me of a dramatic spoiled child and I always think she’s gonna break character and start laughing cause I totally would. I need to practice that cry in the mirror cause it’s GOLD. LOL
not gonna lie, her cry makes me laugh too lol
Mine too 😂 she can do better than Gino.
The crazy thing is that I actually believe her when she says she’s attracted to him and actually in love with him. It’s just weird enough to be true!
I think maybe she’s been hurt so badly by conventionally attractive guys that she has an aversion to them. I could see it happening.
If i recall correctly the term is ‘downdating’?
I think so too, and I think at some point things clicked for her. Satisfying this humiliation kink he seems to have is working for them. We love it on TV, it’s made their sex life better, and that’s making their whole relationship better. She’s leaned in to being loud and wild and outrageous. She’s damned good at it!
i think she genuinely likes gino’s nerdy personality lol
She’d be funny if she wasn’t also completely unhinged and insane. It’s the same with Gino, he’s be funny if he wasn’t so fucking weird.
I think that’s exactly what makes them funny. They make no sense but it works!
Kenny would be offended HAHAHA
Dude I couldn’t stop laughing when she was talking about being scared about dying instantly from hypothermia🤣 dead ass, she fully believed that would happen.
Omg that made me laugh too!! Haha
Finally people get it. My wife and I have the same dynamic. I constantly berate her and compare her to my ex’s and remind her that she never sexually or financially satisfies me. I probably tell her how much I wanna sleep with my sexier more successful ex at least once a week. But she’s older then me and a little overweight and starting to suffer hair loss so she should be happy to have a younger attractive guy on her arm. She’s so lame she can’t even afford my personal trainer or my mani pedi appointments weekly. I have to be bi weekly and that’s just completely unacceptable. She’s lucky I don’t leave her
I hope your wife funds your calf & pec implants, tho. Ha!
Jasmine has some excellent one-liners, but holy hell would people react differently if the gender roles were reversed. Excellent point! (Sarper called whatsherface a slut and a bitch and people went nuts)
(But if the only way your wife can reach climax is if you urinate on her, I’m terribly, terribly sorry!)
And I’m so glad you got the joke. This is only funny because it’s emasculating this dorky guy that everyone feels “deserves” it but it’s just nasty ass bullying if it’s real and if this is what the tlc producers are pushing for that’s even more lame
I think the difference is that Gino actually LIKES it. I think it’s his kink!
Absolutely!
I agree. Most people think that someone is in a mentally abusive relationship but seriously come on they probably like it or else they would leave right?
I had to try. She claims she orgasms but I don’t think she does so I talked about her sexual problems to all my friends and a bunch of people in my community and they all told me to piss on her and degrade her to keep her in check. She complains about all my surgeries and luxurious lifestyle but I just don’t feel she orgasms good enough so yeah I’m spending her retirement but I feel like everything I’m doing is for her and if she can’t see that she’s a complete moron and lucky I even waste my time on her.
I suggest you try a series of butt plugs next! 😂
Thanks for the laughs xo
Oh don’t get me wrong I’ll subject her to any sexual whim I think of. I’m just waiting for my sisters to remind me I’m a king and this loser old lady is lucky she has me. I really think tlc is missing out. There’s a lot of Americans using older gullible people for money it’s not just foreigners. I’ve got some bad ass one liners. I really know how to make this old lonely desperate lady feel bad about herself
I mean, I’d tune in (and I’m Canadian!) Ha!
Some people are great in a lot of ways but then fail completely in relationships.
I’m definitely one of those folks. Damn why can’t it be the other way around.