This was my second choice

Introduction to Dianetics

Marcel Proust. Guy wrote tens of thousands of pages. And he was not only in the closet until he died, he was basically literally in the closet 24/7 (well, bedroom)

“Art is not a democracy. You don’t get to vote on how it ends.” - George

How George ends it: nothin

Mr. Penumbra’s 24 Hour Bookstore. On a flight from Las Vegas to Seattle, cover to cover.

Finnegans Wake. How do you faithfully pronounce “fàç’e” and “xxoxoxxoxxx”?