Against non-Viltrumites, pretty much nothing can hurt them anyway, so they’re passively conditioned to not block

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And against actual Viltrumites, their speed seems to be much greater than their durability, so they probably rely on dodging more than blocking

This musnt register in an emotional level.

“Nolan sired a child with a HWHAT?!”

He just needs a taste of that humussy to come around to reason

I’m usually pretty resilient against gorey stuff, especially if its drawn, but man that part always makes me squirm.

I’m usually pretty resilient against gorey stuff, especially if its drawn, but man that part always makes me squirm.

“I COULD SMELL YOUR SIMPING 3 PLANETS AWAY! REJECT HUMAN WOMEN NOLAN, THERE IS ONLY THE VILTRUM EMPIRE”

Agreed, it would also retcon out the single dumbest decision ever made in the story

!After a brutal fight against an enemy Vilturmite, Eve gets fucked up pretty bad, to the point where she’s about to die. However, she overcomes he mental blocks and releases a blast of energy that heals herself, cripples the Viltrumite and leaves him unable to continue fighting, but also destroys her clothes and the nearby buildings!<

Wearing one of the most dangerous warriors in your universe as a cape while you get a sick eyepatch has got to be one of the most baller looks in the entire series