Condescending!! This is the word I say almost every time she speaks. It really burns my britches.

I’m going to do this thing to you. Wait! You can’t do it back to me. (Cue the tears)😭

Yep! Give me back the card I bought you! And whatever candy is left. 🙄

Bobbed my head to the beat while reading this.

EDIT: grammar

Definitely not. Absolutely everything was a “surprise” for her. 7 minutes of Google would have saved her some stress.

Best line in the whole fight! Like… are you intending to go on a huge shopping spree??

Right!! That’s just gross! Nobody would do that.

Also, I think she did it on purpose to try to make him be physical in some way.

I can see this. I hadn’t really thought about it, but I can see why you say this. Hmmm… 🤔

#3!!! This is the first thing I said during the massage scene. How did they have the crazy seks night without him touching her bottom???

I was just thinking that. Seems a bit like projection…

Like… do I have to choose?? I don’t wanna!! lays down on the floor, kicks legs around, pounds on floor hands, screams

I completely crack up!! His scenes are the best!

Right!! He was making a special meal (so sweet) while also calling her a whore and a bitch (not so sweet)! 🤣🤣

Me too!! And I can’t figure out if he doesn’t know he is saying offensive things OR if he knows and doesn’t care. The entire conversation while he made the raw meat dish was hilarious to me. 😂🤣