If they were a normal Indian family they wouldn’t be on TLC.

Fair. TLC absolutely stands for Terrible Life Choices.

I mean I lived in India for a year and married an Indian—I would have noped the fuck out of TJ’s family in like 48-hours.

I think that’s another issue, those couples have more drama. My husband is from India, we met 15 years ago when he was here for business. People would fast forward through our segments because we lead a pretty average life.

I feel like people would fast forward through our segments, even our fights are over basic things like what to eat for dinner or where to store extra sheets