Election

Barf me a river fartbag

Lets break this down once and for all. He put it down in the wrong aisle in a pile of fruit that is literally the opposite colour of the box thus drawing attention to it which is the only reason bojack had it at all and if neil mcbeal hadnt come back at that exact second he wouldnt have known who took it. Putting something down in the wrong section is universally a sign of choosing that you dont want something. If you want to dib it, keep it in a basket or shopping cart or hide it really well, which still isnt dibs.

Erica! I dont have time to be charmed to death right now!

Just like todd, todd is generally considered “slow” like not knowing an amusement park (Disneyland) existed in the state he would become governor of, or forgetting to do his literal job as head of ad sales at what-time-is-it-right-now.com by not selling the ad time. Or any one of his ideas for PB living. Or unplugging the master cable at ‘Hollywoo Celebs What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Lets find out!’ To plug in a panini press. But he has very smart moments too like where he tells bojack he can’t keep blaming others for his own actions and that hes the problem in his own life. I guess most of the characters can have moments of sheer stupidity, even princess carolyn when shes dating vincent who is obviously 3 kids in a jacket.

Im pro choice. But I do see where the arguments for the pro life movement come from, but end of the day, uterus only has US, and U, and another U, but thats the one thats in US so I already said that one so it doesnt count.

Jokes aside, if you arent pro choice, doesnt matter because chances are its not your choice to make in the first place. If it doesnt concern you, STFU

Diane. Theres no other answer. Katrina made one of my most disliked characters in the show. Ive seen the whole thing like 15 times and its always a chore to get through the PB 4 Gov storyline because of her. And pickles was just annoying. Jessica biel is simply iconic with her massively over inflated ego and diane is well… just diane

Stop asking people if they get it, they’ll laugh!