I have twi crazy grandmas that are crazy for very different reasons. One is uptight, manipulative, and obsessed with money. The other is an OG anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theorist, charlatan, who believes in aliens and stuff. I’ve gotten some terrible books from both of them.

The UFO books were the worst. Rambling arguments, bad drawings, and lots of thinly veiled racism.

He’s still got an active website that was updated last time I checked. His stuff never fails to make me laugh.

No, they will be injected via large metal needle spinal tap.

YOU WILL LEARN.

But seriously, this is a very good thing, and although I was never a fan of Pink, she seems to be a good person. I applaud her philanthropy.