How do we even know closet mom is really Clayton’s mother? For all we know it’s just some woman he put in his closet to earn some extra coin.

He’s a total disaster but I’m jealous at how good his Spanish is.

I would’ve walked in the apartment, taken one look at closet mom’s teeth and walked right back out.

Nothing says winner more thanbungee cords holding your hood down and your mom living in your closet.

I’d sooner marry a Guinea Pig before I’d marry Clayton.

Maybe he can make her a dress.

Thank God Lydia only had two children.

I thought that too.

It’s sweet they got to eat their bug cake.

OMG-He was terrifying.

Why did braces throw water on the drunken mother?

King of Toxic Masculinity

Igor/Justin’s a terrible translator. When his mom asked what Nikki said he only told her half and then said ‘many other English words’.

OMG! Clayton made that poor girl clean out his Guinea Pig cages? If I were her I would’ve put him inside one.

He should call her by a different name too. Cruella comes to mind.

She didn’t even sit down and tell him in a nice way. She only told him to be vindictive and hurt him.

It should’ve been a condom.

When the top item on your wedding registry is Bug Spray.

He looks like a serial killer.

That lip gloss was taken right out of the TLC Prop Department.