Frackerjack

I will not accept this Katrina slander! Also come on, Joey Pogo is worse than meh.

Beyoncé

So, the Horny Unicorn has been released and Bojack is released from prison. Can he push through the media attention and avoid a relapse? Or will history repeat itself?

This could prove tricky with his close ones distancing themselves from him. And perhaps he needs to star in another movie for financial stability.

The question is, does a redeemed Bojack, who helps others, deserve to be punished for actions he did in the past? It’s subjective.

Dear BoJack,

Well, I’ve got a secret to spill, and it’s juicier than a ripe watermelon in the summertime. You know Hollyhock, right? That’s me, sugar, but I’ve been keepin’ a little somethin’ up my sleeve.

You see, underneath that sweet exterior, I’m actually the one and only character actress Margo Martindale!

She’s even got Diane’s blue hair.

Start from the beginning. It’s pretty story driven.

Hmmm. Would I trust PC with my secrets? I could see her using my secrets to aid her work.

Also I’d happily be friends with everybody in the staying a stranger tier lol. I could see Bradley and Herb being good friends and I think I’d be safe with Vanessa since I’m not an agent and there wouldn’t be a workplace rivalry. I think I’d like her Instagram posts.

I suppose I know too little about Henrietta to reach a conclusion with her though.

Uhhh… check please!