He’s a part-time crayon tester, she’s getting her PhD in underwater basket weaving - they have a budget of 3 million dollars!

Luxury is $200 worth of peanuts

Him and Ash are the dynamic duo of motivational speaking

They especially don’t pay well compared to whatever he was earning, and given her expensive tastes I don’t know why he thought it was a good move.

I love this sub.

Going to strip clubs might be considered cheating by some. The way Jovi was repeating “this is Not cheating!!!” with his huge smile is disgusting.

He is the worst sexual person