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Cake day: October 16th, 2023

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  • It’s hard to imagine her being able to coexist with someone she lives with other than Rico Motherfucking Suave. I think the long distance thing suited her better and now she’s finally getting the sex but not the companionship or even friendship so it’s a wakeup call. Seeing her so surprised at their lack of chemistry is weird, though, it’s like she hasn’t gotten in 10 years what the audience saw in 10 minutes. He’s just not into her, he looks like he wants to drink some beer with friends all day and then come home to fuck before bed. She seems to want something more than that like most American/Western women but he’s stuck in that “wife is your mom” mindset where the women chill at home or with other women or children only.


  • Guarantee this dude has a wife back home and that’s why he’s so private. They’re the most boring couple, in fact, the only ones I want to watch are the Korean and Peruvian couples because they’re actually not boring train wrecks. The stupid fucking strip club thing with Gino and Jasmine is going to be as boring as the rest of their forced, over-produced drama.





  • There are hundreds of places to bring her, the SM pier and Venice Beach are cool for two seconds but that’s tourist shit. He might as well go to Hollywood Blvd. The way he tries to act like he’s from there is hilarious, definitely fronting with his speech too. He reminds me of an influencer who’s been there for 10 minutes and says, “i own this city!”. Real LA people don’t gaf, this ain’t Texas or NYC, calm down.



  • It’s so weird how people mistake a person putting up with them for actual chemistry. She’s not a bad person and everyone has their own preferences but there are millions of quiet, humble, simple nerds who Gino could have real love and chemistry with but he chooses someone from another country who wants to be bathed in luxury (unlike him), who freaks out and screams (unlike him), who cares about aesthetics way more than he does, who is used to (and probably only respects) handsome, masculine, charmingmen who are dying to f her. It’s bizarre. And it seems like they don’t even have good intimacy (unless she started getting into golden showers which, she already seems to love shitting on him, so you never know).