IT by Stephan King.

An orange ball from the macroverse lands on earth, killing the dinosaurs and burrows into the earth. Orange ball then gets hungry, eats humans, realizes humans test better when scared, like salting them. Orange Ball eats then sleeps, then repeats. Orange ball decides ya know what, people don’t like these clown things, I’ll stay as one most of the time. Some kids in the 1950s get wind of the orange ball clown’s schemes to eat people and try to kill it but not before the one girl in the group has to have sex with them one by one before they crawl through the little door to fight the orange ball monster clown. They think they kill it to only for IT to come back years later to only do it again but the orange ball clown is now a giant brown spider who lays eggs and has a glowing white underbelly called the deadlights but dies from a slingshot of silver then has its heart ripped out.

Wtf did I just read …

50 Ways to Eat Cock

Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ in the hell is wrong with this “father” …!?

I’ve heard very good things about Discworld, I will check this out. Thank you.

Is Discworld good and where does a newb start reading?

I’m not making that choice; guess I’ll get the rope…

The Toll by Neal Shusterman.

The Scythe -(book1) mostly original idea, very fun, fast paced read. Thunderhead -(book2) wow, what an amazing book.

And then The Toll - I have no nice words for this book as it is a train wreck from start to finish and was nowhere near the epic conclusion it deserved. Horrendous plotting, pacing, shoe horned characters, terrible ending, reconned character development. Yeah it’s sucks.

The Toll by Neal Shusterman.

The Scythe -(book1) mostly original idea, very fun, fast paced read. Thunderhead -(book2) wow, what an amazing book.

And then The Toll - I have no nice words for this book as it is a train wreck from start to finish and was nowhere near the epic conclusion it deserved. Horrendous plotting, pacing, shoe horned characters, terrible ending, reconned character development. Yeah it’s sucks.

I own a first edition Kon-Tiki by Thor Heyerdahl. This true story is absolutely incredible and I look fondly on this book on my shelf.

I can feel him crying for help. You can hear the fire and desire to finish but I feel he created something so Huge that even he is getting lost. God Speed George, looking forward to reading it.

Women who need saving and can’t defend themselves.

Badass with the troubled past loses family must get revenge.

Classics move all the time and are reprinted all the time.