? He knows he doesn’t like tea. He says how bad it tastes.

Dave Barry has mad me sob laughing with the silliest shit, but whenever he writes about infidelity, that shit suddenly gets very real very fast. Don’t know anything about his personal life, but I know how eerily powerfully he writes about men finding out their wives have cheated on them.

I can’t tell if your GIF comment was serious and you think there’s an objective way to pronounce it or not.

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