This is the most important mystery in the entire show.
Both Bojack and Lasso name drop Stamos as though he’s some sort of interesting guy worth celebrating. But the recent articles I have read make him sound like an insufferable alcoholic loser. Why does anyone in pop culture care about this total no-talent hack loser?
He was technically cryogenically frozen before he succumbed to the wounds he received on prom, but he would probably die shortly after being thawed
STAMOS!!!
HE’S DEAD, I TOLD YOU HE’S DEAD, WHY DON’T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME? HE’S DEAD, GODDAMN IT!
It’s ok bojack, you can let him go now…
I’m with PC on that one: ‘This is NOT John Stamos!’
!coincidentally I also belief, that ‘this is not your ear’!<
A homeless man died. One BoJack called John Stamos, but that wasn’t really John Stamos.
If I had a nickle for every time someone died accompanying Bojack on a bender, I’d have two nickles. Which isn’t very much but it’s still fucked that it happened twice.
He wasn’t in The View From Halfway Down though, so did he really die?
Perhaps it wasn’t a big enough impact on BoJack for him to be there. He was out of his gourd and ‘Stamos’ was a stranger. He didn’t even care enough to know his real name and losing someone in water is different from being confronted with their dead body.
It’s a fair question. We assume Corduroy Jackson Jackson is there because BoJack feels some responsibility for his death but what if it was only or more so because he was the one to find and be traumatized by his dead body?
With Stamos would BoJack have felt responsible? Would he have stayed long enough for the body to potentially wash ashore (if it ever did) and see it or would he just leave when Stamos fell beneath the waves and didn’t resurface?
From a storytelling point of view it also wouldn’t make sense for Stamos to be in his death dream because BoJack knows nothing about him. How would his mind invent Stamos’ dinner conversation or last after dinner act before falling through the door and into nothingness?
He was also blackout drunk so probably doesn’t remember any of it anyway.
“Bojack that is not John Stamos” “Princess Carolyn! John Stamos is dead” Its a cut and dry mystery. Princess Carolyn killed John Stamos, and that’s how she knows the homeless man is 100% NOT John stamos. Bojack discovers this, and the homeless man he believes to be John Stamos dies of shock.
STAMOOOOOSSSSS
Priiiiincesss Caaaaaroline, I met John Stamos!