what the hell was the point of the show if two couples already broke up, and the other 3 seem like they’re headed that way? they paid all these actors therapists all this $$ for no reason.

I’d much rather see a spinoff chronicling the divorce process. i guess they’re kinda leaning that way with the family chantel rn.

show me the custody battles, financial battles, and angry showdowns.

I’m a sucker for tragedy.

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    It’s such a bad spin off. Fake “therapy sessions”, fake drama and made up fights. Way too much talking, not enough action. I put it on while i’m on reddit and i’m STILL bored.

    And the cast? In German we say “a reach into the toilet”.

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    Not that they have a healthy relationship, but Ed and Liz did move to Arkansas. They got married there on August 29 and Ed got a day job selling real estate. So we will undoubtedly have to watch them sneering about how they have a stronger relationship than the other couples.

    Kelly and Molly were just thrown into the cast when Colt got injured on a trampoline (a stunt the producers insisted upon) and he and Vanessa were kicked off the show.

    Jovi and Yara still post as a happy family on social media, but who knows what goes on behind the cameras.

    Kalani just wanted a free vacation for her family. Her father posted a review of the resort on a travel site. There were reports that Dallas was at the resort the whole time. It’s a shame that her and Asuelu’s boys will someday be teased at school about the details of their parents’ breakup.

    No one deserves a green card more than Michael but he will probably never get here. There are clickbait sites claiming that Angela’s recent meltdown in New York got her fired, but I don’t believe these foreign sites that look like their content is generated by AI.

    I didn’t enjoy this show at all so I hope they don’t revive the concept in future seasons. Just a nice bit of scenery as far as I was concerned.

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      There were reports that Dallas was at the resort the whole time.

      Kalani and Asuelo already divorced when last resort was filmed. We know couples fake stuff fir the show but last resort just took it to another level

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      No one deserves a green card more than Michael but he will probably never get here.

      I used to feel sorry for him but stopped a long time ago when I saw he would rather allow Angela to abuse and stomp all over him in order to get to this country. I don’t believe he loves her, she’s his ticket out of his country and I give him a couple of years before he’s out, if and when he’s allowed to leave. She knows he’s desperate to come and if you notice, she keeps him in line by throwing divorce in his face and he pleads and begs her not to. She’s a terrible POS.

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    What therapy sessions? The last 3 weeks have been almost entirely “today we have a break from therapy, so we’re heading off-site.” Ed and Liz petting sharks, boys night out, girls-night out, taking the tour boat to see the manatees, etc. Other than Kelly and Molly, when was the last time we saw a therapist?

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    I have a video to post to this sub but it won’t let me until I get 50 upvotes in the comments. Plz upvote this so I can post!

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    We know Yara and Jovi stay together. Someone just posted their awesome Adams Family costume photo.

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    Kalani and Asuelu aren’t breaking up cuz they already were before the show started. That’s why Asuelu was trying to act sad but really came off weird.