Patrick Stewart

Is it wrong that I read this in their voices?

I faked every orgasm.

All he needs now is white hair around the temples and to hit the gym.

I’m suddenly hearing one of Leslie Jones’ commentaries on The Shape of Water.

Michael Ironside

Preferably doing his Megatron voice.

Adam Wilkins can eat an entire bag of dicks.

To answer that question would be a spoiler.

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.