Whales and dolphins hold far too much power on this platform.

They made Anne Boleyn black. Thats just like making Nelson Mandela white.

I have heard what you have said, and will consider it thoughtfully as I vomit for seven minutes in the alley out back.

Totally. Though it’s an uncomfortable truth to some fans, I’ve come to peace with it.

They never added a Cartman speech where we learn how people who criticize reality tv are partially to blame for reality tv being lazy uncreative pandering, they just shot the Whale Wars guy in the mouth with a harpoon and called it a day.

What the heck are Mintberry Crunch’s powers?

It’s a feature modern South Park. You have to expect a little of that “both sides are dumb” vibe from SP these days. They’re older now and have kids, so their mindsets have changed.

Noticeably missing from older episodes:

• People who complain about Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones are just as bad and share some of the blame
• People who complain about Whale Wars are just as bad and share some of the blame
• People who complain about John Edward are just as bad and share some of the blame
• People who complain about Scientology are just as bad and share some of the blame

But you will usually get that vibe from the modern stuff.

Remember: The first party of the first pander may sue the second-party pander unless that pander was said pander aforementioned pander.