Mark’s a teenager. No way he doesn’t masturbate regularly. I’m sure by this point he has a good sense of his sperm’s penetrative power and can say with confidence that it’s not gonna turn out like Hancock

Allen out there working out with Iroh from Avatar

Just wait until the comic scene everyone is referring to lol. You’ll hate him even more. Eve’s dad got one single moment of sympathy from me during the special — when Eve’s parents thought they’d lost her baby, for just a second, I was like “okay so he’s hard about her powers partially out of fear for her safety.” He then proceeded to spend the rest of the special erasing any sympathy I had for him.

Fuck Eve’s dad. He’s such a piece of shit.

Eve wins this by a landslide. I’d literally never work a day in my life again. I’d devote the entire rest of my life to writing books and movies full time. Food? Covered. Place to live? Covered. And honestly even my movies would benefit because they’d be cheap as shit to make. Oh, we’re missing a prop? Hand me that napkin. Special effects? Got it. Makeup? Yup.

After Eve it depends on what “practical” is to you. The Immortal is up there since, well, immortal. His ability may not have a daily use the way Eve’s does (excluding his physical stats), but hey. Immortality can be nice. Any Viltrumite is similar in this regard.

Duplikate is pretty solid. Can divide tasks really easily.

Martian powers are also quite useful.

The Immortal SHOULD push them hard. The previous team was much stronger than this one, better coordinated, more experienced in every way. Look at what happened to them.